Jun 26, 2020 | Automowers
Folks, it looks like we may need to prepare to physically distance ourselves from one another for longer than first anticipated. For a goat like me, that’s not a problem. I’m a loner. I have no issue staying more than six feet away from people and other goats. Then... 
Jun 26, 2020 | Automowers, Benefits
Seems like a lot of people are shocked (shocked!) at how quickly the environment began to heal herself from human pollution during a few weeks of global lockdown. I mean, really, people? It’s like tossing the smoker out of a room and opening a window. Of course,... 
May 21, 2020 | Automowers, Benefits
I feel bad for my cousin Gertrude. Every time someone mows a lawn nearby, her allergies act up. Yeah, a hard knock in life for a goat. She has learned a few tricks along the way, probably not unlike you humans. For one, she never rolls around in freshly mowed hay. She... 
Mar 17, 2020 | Automowers, Benefits
written by Gus 3/17/20 You’ve finally made the decision. There’s no way that you are wasting a moment of summer mowing the lawn. As an avid grass connoisseur, I cannot say that I share your sentiment; however, I appreciate your desire to do what you enjoy and minimize... 
Feb 21, 2020 | Automowers
You want to protect your investments, especially ones that may see some rough action. Phones get covers. Gamers upgrade their characters with new skins. So, it only seems fair that the latest gadget in the house gets its own customizing, too. That’s right, I’m talking... 
